I thought I would move the email trash talk to the blog because I found it so amusing.
These comments are all related to an article detailing Rudy Carpenter's ejection from a Girls High School Basketball Game.
Dad: I can see how Rudy got caught up in the High Flying action of a High School Girls Basketball game. Those girls probably generated more offense in one quarter than Rudy has seen from the ASU football team all year.
Chig: Well, I won't argue with you that Carpenter is a massive tool. Glad he's a senior. However, ASU will win and they will do it for Tom Dillon! So try to argue with that!
Jeremy: rudy's a bum. i was at the asu/ucla game (my sun devil family took me) and it was honestly the ugliest football game i've ever seen. 34-9 without a single offensive touchdown! by the 4th quarter, asu barely had 100 net yards of offense.
Chig: Yeah, but how bout that defense?
Jeremy: asu's defense was playing against ucla with kevin craft at qb. a secondary made up of stevie wonder, ray charles, and andrea bocelli could've picked him off and returned them for tds. check the facts!!!
Dad: The facts are Ray Charles is dead. That makes it even worse if a dead blind guy can pick you off.
Tom: The most impressive thing about a potential 4 and 0 record against the wildcats would mean 100 straight beers on the Tuss man's dime. If Rudy could do that it would just be awesome!!
Tyler: Unless my dad is buying you 25 packs there is some serious math mistakes being
made here.
I do not understand how there wasnt one person to point out that the words Girls High School Basketball were bunched up together in that order. Perhaps some hot chicks walked up to you and asked where you are going tonight, and you responded with "Whats up girls? High school basketball is where I will be tonight." But those 4 words together in that order with no punctuation is confusing. However, Girls High School Little Bouncy Ball is what I think you were going for. Youre welcome.
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