ESPN reports the Danny Sullivan is in line to be the next quarterback at A-hole State Universtiy. He is a senior and has career passing yards of 409. That's not a three year career that's a cleaning spray. Hell Willie Tuitama had that many yards in a game ( and then he got drunk and went to Jack in the Box but that's another story for another time). Sullivan is 6'5" and 238 so his ugly yellow pants are even longer than his teamates ugly yellow pants. He does have 4 career touchdown passes and oddly enough he has 4 career interceptions thrown. His career passer rating: 62.76. Is any of this scaring you Wildcat Fans? We need to keep this guy healthy so we can beat his brains in come November 28th.
Ah, those a gold pants. You know the color gold that you can't wear cause it clashes with your fake orange tan?.....
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