The person in the striped shirt with the wrinkly neck and male patterned baldness is an A-hole Moron from the farthest reaches of the verse. He and his two symbiotic sidekicks arrived at Bank of America Arena last night with the intention of getting as much TV air time as they possibly could. Unfortunately they were being paid to referee a Mens college basketball game. You know the kind of game where there is contact between opposing teams. Apparently these three dim witted want to be's were under the impression that the sell out crowd and the TV audience showed up to see them toot their little whistle and sachet to the scorers table to gesticulate wildly. In fact what they did was turn the game into a free throw contest. Seventy one free throws were attempted. See because if they are shooting free throws all the time that means that the ref has to handle the ball, signal the number of shots remaining and pass the ball to the shooter i.e. more time for striped shirted losers to be on TV.By the way the officials names are: Scott Thornley, Michael Reed and Michael Greenstein.
WARNING: If you ever see these three about to referee a game stop, drop and roll to the TV and put in a DVD. Any DVD it doesn't matter anything is better than enduring these three whistle happy camera muggers.
awesome post...and just ahead of me. You are still the master.
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