I was driving to work this morning and listening to Steve Czaban's show. Since the fall from grace of Tiger Woods (the worlds first $1 billion athlete) he was asking listeners to come up with an appropriate title for Tiger's autobiography. It occurred to me that the avid readers of the ASD could come up with something better than I heard on his show. So let me be the first to pitch in. Here is my proposed title:
"Tight" "Lies".
Can you do better? Let's hear from you.
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ReplyDeleteFist Pumping and Three-Bangin'
ReplyDeleteNight Putting with the Daughter of the Dean
ReplyDeleteNinth Green at Nine ;)
ReplyDeleteAren't all my majors awesome?
ReplyDeleteI could take Bryon Russell one on one too
ReplyDeleteTwo Stroke Penalty
ReplyDeleteWho needs a long putter?
ReplyDeleteHoles without grass
ReplyDeleteKeeping your grips dry and getting your club wet. A memoir by Tiger Woods.
ReplyDeleteCaddy-Shag
ReplyDeletekanye: tiger, your affair is awesome, but that carolina governor who had the affair with the whore from argentina is the best affair of the year
ReplyDelete-Jeremy
"tiger woods"? more like "tiger bones"
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birdies, pars, and stds
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"tigers like pussies" (not a national geographic publication)
ReplyDelete-Jeremy
"crouching tiger, hidden vaginas"
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